THE ARTHUR YAHTZEE TRILOGY WALKTHROUGH: By Chyld

All games mentioned created by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw
Currently residing at www.fullyramblomatic.com

Walkthrough as completed by Andrew "Chyld" Jennings
Currently residing at www.less-is-more.blogspot.com

FRIDAY: DEATH TO ARTHUR YAHTZEE

PASSWORD: n/a

You start as Arthur, locked in a prison cell. Technically, you don't ever 
play as anyone else, so the last sentence was a bit pointless. At any rate, 
you're in a cell.

Pick up the mug, and use it on the bars. You'll get a punch in the face for 
your troubles, and wake up about to be decapitated. Talk to the executioner 
mutant, who'll be distracted, and then make a run for it (operate Arthur).

So now you've got to get away, and there's a ruddy mutant in the way. You 
have the robes, but not the fizzgog to pretend you're a mutant. Duck into 
the cupboard, and liberate the fruit from the box. Stuff the melon into the 
hood, add the bananas, and then the cherries. Then get out of the cupboard, 
put the Vitamin C-rich disguise on, and then hightail it out of the mutant 
headquarters. To freedom? Hell no...

PASSWORD: CHOP SUEY

So, you've run away. But now the mutants are after you! Time to flee. But 
lo! If you hop into the train station now, you'll be turned over to the 
Mutant Police right away! You need to do something about all the posters...

Follow the arrows to the fire extinguisher. These babies are perfect at 
covering up pictures of guys in red caps, for some reason. Make use of this 
- spray over every sign you can find. Then go into the station, and talk to 
the man behind the desk. Hurrah! You've now got a ride to Washington. A bit 
odd, considering that I assumed this game was set in lovely England. Ah 
well...

PASSWORD: LUBRICANT

Twenty minutes until the mutants board the train? You really, REALLY need to 
get off. Jumping off a moving train? Not a good plan. For now.

Start following the arrows to the front of the train, picking up on the way: 
a plank from the crate you were in, the butter, the bap, and the small 
purple piece of gum by the toilets.

Talk to the man at the front of the train. He's a nice chap, only after a 
sandwich in exchange for the key to the back door of the train. I thought 
you said jumping off the train was silly? Bear with me...

Go back the other way until you get to the room with two tables and a 
headless pirate manequin. Use the butter on the pirates hook. You now have a 
hook. Jolly good! Now stick the gum onto the end of the plank, and use it on 
the handbag. You have spiffy white gloves! Not white for long...

Go to the toilet. and stick the gloves (with your hands) down the toilet, 
and you'll find a rat. Evidently, Yahtzee doesn't like the man at the front 
of the train, because now you have to go back to the room with the butter 
and the bap and... use the rat on the blender. Mix up the bap and the rat 
steak, and you get a sandwich. One that probably tastes of pee big-time, but 
a sandwich. Give it to the man, and you'll get a key.

Go back to where you started, and use the key on the door. Stick the hook on 
your hat, and jump! (operate yourself). By curious luck, you get hooked onto 
a random post thing. Well, that wasn't SO daft...

PASSWORD: STRESSED

Welcome to Hicksville. No time to enjoy the... view, you need to load up the 
car with fuel, and get out of town! Go out of the bar, go to the top left 
arrow (the barn), and get the hose. Go back, and use the hose on the fuel 
drum. Oh for silly buggers, a bit of the cars broken!

Go to the shop (left pointing arrow), and claim the sponge off of the 
shopkeep by talking to him. Use the sponge on the oil drum, then use it on 
your shot of whisky. The poor whisky! Go to the top right arrow (the cafe), 
and give the poor man a shot. He needs it. Or not, as he runs off to chuck 
it up. Swipe the man's money, and take the fork while you're here.

Return to the shop, and give the man some money. You now have a handy rope! 
Use the rope with the fork, and you get a grappling hook. Go back to the 
barn with the hose in it, and use the grappling hook on the beam. Get your 
skinny backside up that rope by using it, and grab the spanner.

Go back to the cafe, and follow the arrow into the back. Attack the pipe 
with the spanner, and you'll have... a pipe! Finally, go to the bar, and 
hand over a wodge of money to the barkeep for a large bottle of whisky.

Stick the pipe in the car, then add the whisky. All good stuff. Now you're 
a-driving. Or so you think...

PASSWORD: INFIDEL

I loathe this bit. There's no skill in it, it took me a good hour to get 
through it by myself. You need to hole two wheels in your car, and not die. 
This is the sequence of positions I used to get through (in the end)

Up-Down-Middle-Middle-Down-Middle

Trian and error is the normal procedure. Writing down previously sucsessful 
sequences does help LOADS. Long as you're not cheating.

With that, Arthur crashes. Great.

PASSWORD: SNIFFER

Now then, you're stuck in a Mutant Mental Asylym. Jolly good show. Now get 
out. Oh yeah! You're kinda tied up. Use yourself, anyway.You'll get a handy 
list of actions you can try, used in the same way as items. Gnaw your way 
through the straps, read the book using your feet (!), kick yourself (or use 
mega yoga powers, whatever), the listen for danger at the door. Once you've 
done this, kick down the door.

It seems that your death will be the catalyst for an invasion of Washington. 
So naturally, you're going to fake your death, then run off and tell the 
President. I'll say nothing...

Go through the first set of brown doors, then the set on the left Grab the 
ketchup and the spoon, then leave the canteen. Go through the other brown 
door, and then through the top left black door. Grab the screwdriver and the 
blowtorch, and return to the corridor. Go back to where you started off (one 
black door) and go through it. You can talk to the madman, if you REALLY 
want to, but your priority is using the blowtorch on the dodgy looking bar. 
Take your bar to the blowtorch room, and use it on the lathe. Go through the 
other black door, and use the bar on the washing machine. Use the 
screwdriver on the cupboard door, and knab the string.

Go to the corridor with the black door andthe grey door. Go through the 
black door, and steal the keys with the bar. Use these keys on the grey 
door, and go through. Take the bedsheets, and use the spoon on the dark grey 
floor. Down the tunnel, collect the needle. Now to prepare your master plan!

Stick the thread through the needle. Use this on the bedsheet, then use this 
on the shirt. Stick the door and the ketchup on the shirt. Now go back to 
the guard, and use the bloody shirt on yourself. You'll get shot, appeat to 
bleed, but amazingly survive! Now to find the President...

PASSWORD: UNTOWARD

...well, if you can get out of this damned dark truck.

You can't see anything, so it doesnt help. Instead, grab the dark shape in 
the bottem right corner. Its a box of matches! Use these on the dark shape 
to the bottem left, which happens to be a lantern. Now that you can see, 
operate the box, then operate the jack. Somehow, you're off the truck. Now 
to get walking, to find the President...

PASSWORD: CLIMAX

...and you find him! For some reason, he gives you control of the army. As 
the President often does. The humans fight the mutants, but it all appears 
to be a stalemate, until the High Mutant approaches you for a swordfight.

You're no good at swordfighting, so don't try. Just talk to the High Mutant. 
Talking and fighting at the same time are not mutant specialities, so you 
distract him enough for a good stab. You appear to have won. Hurrah! Now 
just talk to the brown bit of land apparently called "War". Then you're 
done. That was easy...

SATURDAY: ARTHUR'S ODDYSSY

Part One

PASSWORD: n/a

We rejoin Arthur as he materialises in a dumpster, at some point in the 
future, outside a supermarket, in the future, next to himself. You need to 
find a falso beard, some different clothes, and some glasses. Piece of cake.

Go into the soupermarket, and get into the elevator. Hop off to the optical 
care shop, and swipe the free magnifying glass. Return to the foyer, and use 
the magnifying glass on the woman looking for her contact lenses. You'll get 
her contact lenses for your trouble. Hop off to the joke shop, and dunk the 
lenses in the blue paint. While you're here, pop into the shop itself, and 
give the man some of your hard-earned money. There we are, a beard. Go back 
to optical care, and stick the blue lenses into the machine. Then sit down 
on the chair. Bingo, some glasses.

Go back to the foyer, and go to the toilet. Climb out of the window. Start 
talking into the drainpipe, and you'll distract the dodgy-looking man. 
Thieve the credit card from his pocket. Now go to the woman's clothes shop. 
Go in, and you'll meet... your sister. Who'll chase you out. Notice anything 
useful in that shop? On your way out, stick the rest of your money into the 
change machine. Now go back outside, and hop into the phone box. Stick in 
some money, and dial the number you found in Martha's shop? You didn't write 
it down? Lazy idiot! Good thing I noted that it's 512384. Once you've done 
that, return to where the dodgy man was, and swipe a dress by cutting open 
the box with your credit card. That's everything.

Go back to see the dumpster-Yahtzee, and give him stuff. He'll tell you... 
that you're about to vanish. Thank you, Arthur...

PASSWORD: EGGFOOYUNG

Casually, you travel back in time, into the oceans of the Sixteenth 
Centuary. You get taken on-baord by a pirate ship, who get you to try 
shooting a Spanish ship with a cannon. No real tactics here, apart from 
positioning your cannon 2/3rds of the way along from the left, and firing 
when the ship starts to move to the right. Soon as you've done that, you'll 
teleport the ship forward a couple of hundred years, and underwater...

Search the timbers and the rocks with the Operate command, to find a pointy 
stone and a hosepipe. Knock a hole in the boat with the stone, then stick 
the hose over the bubbles. Hurrah! You can breathe! Now pick up the bent 
plank from the wreckage, and use it to lever open the airlock. You're now in 
a Nazi sub.

Technically, you can go straight to the next section by going straight 
right, and typing in the password into the computer terminal. But that 
sucks, right? Cheating? Just take the rag from in there, then go back and 
open the left-hand locker, to find a handy knife. Go down the ladder, then 
up the next ladder. Grab the mug in the mysterious pool of water by using 
the knife, then go back down again. Put the mug down next to the nitrogen 
tanks, then knife a hole into a tank. Wrap the chilly mug with the rag, and 
pour the contents over the chest. You've now got a piece of paper. Saying 
"EVA". I wonder what the password for the computer is?

Once you've turned on the computer, it'll suck you in. Great, trapped in 
Nazi-pattern Windows 95...

PASSWORD: SCHINDLERSLIST

Run into the Applications folder, and claim the paintbrush and the text 
editor. Then go to the Documents folder, and open the South Park script with 
the text editor. Liberate the chain of dots, and return with it to the 
Applications folder, where it can be tied around the word "Help" to help you 
reach the toolbar. POke the hammer with the paintbrush, and you'll free it. 
Go to the Windows folder, and knacker the cogs with the hammer. Ah, bliss. 
Once youve escaped the robot. Again.

Part Two

PASSWORD: MODULE12

So now you're stuck in the alternate reality. Jolly good. First of all, have 
another mini game. There is NO strategty to this, just move the crosshair a 
bit, and click like mad when he's under it. Once you've crashed, follow the 
arrow. Pick up the odd box, and follow the middle arrow, collecting the 
jagged glass. Go left, then down, then cut the paracute free with the glass.

Go back to the plane wreck, and go right. Collect the rocks you find there. 
Go north, tie the parachute between the two rocks, and fire your stones at 
Module 12. Go middle, down, and up, and collect the disc you find. Return to 
the plane crash, then go up-left, and use the disc in the handy computer you 
find. Head in the direction of Module 12, and talk to him. Bang. Take the 
disc back to the computer, and use it. Seems all you need to do is freeze 
yourself for 1000 years...

Go back to the plane, and go up-right. Oh for silly luck, a cryogenic 
chamber! Just needs some nitrogen. Take the pickaxe, and go to the rock with 
the girder embedded in it. Hack away, and stick a girder in your trousers. 
Wahey! Now go find the lava pool just below where Module 12 was, and use 
your amazingly large phiallic girder to collect the random bucket. Head 
down, and tank up your bucket with nitrogen. Return to the cryogenic 
chamber, load it up from your bucket, and *ahem* chill for a bit...

PASSWORD: UNTOUCHAbLE

There's nothing else to do. Go to the lake, and talk to the blind man. You 
need help, so ask for it. Leave the man to his devices, and go to the 
library. Threaten the lady with the pickaxe, so that you can see the 
records. Check the bottem right corner drawer, and the second folder from 
the top. Bingo. Off to the lab with you, sonny jim.

PASSWORD: BREADCRUMB

So, you need to plug the machine into the mains? USe your random box! Oh for 
silly luck, it works! Now your real job begins. You need ice from the hotel, 
the rubber band from the museum, and two metal rods.

Go to the hotel, taking the rope outside as you go. Go inside, and take the 
fire bucket. Hop upstairs, into the funny room, and liberate the crowbar. 
Whack the ice machine with the pick-axe, and fill the bucket with ice. Then 
go to the museum. Shimmy up the pole, and pick up the bowling ball. Thunk. 
Lever up the floor with the crowbar, and bungee down the hole with the rope. 
Flick the rubber band out of the window, and follow it to the park. While 
you're here, you can swap the man's metal stick with your handy broom. 
Quickly pop off to the lab to hand over your rubber band and ice before you 
carry on. Return to the museum, put the metal bar by the drain pipe, the 
climb up the pipe and drop the bowling ball out of the window. Crack. 
Collect the rods, then stop by the professors lab to give him the bars, and 
watch as he gets shot by terrorists. Like anyone else with common sense, you 
hit the first button you see, and teleport off...

Part Three

PASSWORD: DEADSPACE

Now you're lost in dead sace. Idiot boy! Whack the 10 million BC button, to 
go back in time. And now you're stuck. Go left, then down, then pick up the 
ore. Go south from here, and grab the flat rock. Go north, until you find 
the tree with the band around it. Attack the band with the glass shard, and 
scoop it up with your new flat rock. Go south, and smear this goo all over 
the tree. Climb the tree, and thieve a banana thing.

Go east, then north, and wash the ore in the river. Gold! Gold! While you're 
here, whack the box open with your handy flat rock, and get another CD for 
your trouble. Go back to where you found the gold, and go east. Give the 
monkey the banana! Then go right, and whack the disc into the big black 
thing. Run back to your time machine, stick the gold into the hole, and fly 
away!

PASSWORD: OLDEWORLDE

Go now to AD 1421. Now you need to change your clobber. Swipe a fence post, 
and use it to grab the clothes a-sunning on the roof. Once you've changed, 
stick your clothes in the time machine, then run off right, right, and 
behind the tower. Talk to the hiedious old man, and play his annoying 
sub-game. While it isn't impossible by any streach, you have to do it all in 
one go. Here are the pairs, to save your ass doing it...

WZVDX
ADZWO
OXVA

Once you've cracked it, go left twice, and take the arrow in the middle. 
Order a pint from the barkeep, and talk to him. You'll learn the password to 
get into the castle. Go up to the castle, and talk to the window. GOLD! But 
you don't get long enough to take any of it...

PASSWORD: BLUNDERBUSS

Now you're in prison. If you don't know what you're doing, this first bits 
almost as annoying as the car chase from Friday...

Scrape up some chalk dust with your flat stone, and blow it onto the guard. 
Take his musket, then empty it onto the floor by Arthur's feet. Then bang 
the pile of gunpowder with your flagon. Bang, as they say.

Once you're dressed, set off in search of your wires, book, and gold. Go 
right, and filch the modded Bible from the altar, along with the red 
cushion. Go left and left, and give the Bible to the sad looking man. Once 
he's scarpered, soak the cushion with the pump. Go up the stairs, and cosh 
the guard with the cushion, run up the stairs, and nick some gold. Throw the 
cushion out of the window, and follow it.

Climb out of the dung, and go back into the corridor. Use the key on the 
double doors. Search the bookcases for your manual. I'm not sure there is a 
mehtod for this bit, just keep searching. Go down the hole where the 
bookcase used to be, and cut off the wires with the ever-handy glass shard. 
Return to your pod, and get a-fixing the wires. They go in this order:

Red
Blue
Yellow
Purple
Green

Whack the gold into the machine, and hop back in.

PASSWORD: TITANIC

For some reason, you've stopped off in the future. God knows why, since your 
time pod gets nicked. Hop to it, and go find a ship and crew!

Go left, and pawn off your random engagement ring, in exchange for some 
nodding ducks and some string. Good trade! Go right, and pick up some bingo 
cards and matchbooks. Go left, and unplug the console. you've got yourself 
your first crew member.

Go back to the centeral hub, and go south. Go through the door, and grab the 
saw. Chop up your bingo card with the guillotine, and make them gluey with 
the glue. Go back to the bar, and talk to the robot about roulette. When you 
get the chance, stick your 32s to the wheel, then start a-betting. You've 
got a ship.

Once again, to the centeral buh with you. Go north, and set your ducks to 
work in place of Davina. Finally, go south from the hub again. Knock the 
Tipp-ex into the bin, and set it on fire. Operate the computer, and go 
through the door. Use the ropes on the poor man, then tie the ropes to the 
cabinet, and saw around it. Last crewman found. Centeral hub, north. Three 
parts of four done...

Part Four

PASSWORD: REVOLUTION

Your engineers unconscious! Follow the arrow, grab the broom, and go right. 
Poke Clive with the broom, then move him to the medical room. Grab the mug 
on your way out. Fill the mug from the water dispenser, and add salt. Go 
north, and add flowers to your obnoxious brew. Get back to Clive, and 
violate him with your smelly mug. Once Clives back to work, talk to him, 
then hop out the airlock, and grab the stuffed beaver. Absurd? I thought so. 
Get back inside, and get back onto the bridge.

PASSWORD: SHAMEFUL

Right, now you need to pay for some big guns. Go right, and hand over your 
free drink coupon for some wine. Go left and left, and spill it all over the 
dress. Steal the tape player, and run away. Go to the Bigg shop, take a 
tape, and talk to the big guy. Go back to the bar, and put your tape in the 
machine. Talk to Hairy, and you'll thieve a tapeful of power chords. Poke 
the now-evident speakers with a broom, and get him to do it again. Only this 
time, you can't hear him! Take the guitar.

Stick the tape player in the bin, follow that with the tape, Go into the 
Bigg shop again, and show the man your new guitar. Bingo, money. Now fly 
away!

PASSWORD: INVADERS

Strategy: shoot the asteroids as soon as you see them in your sights. For 
the later ones, that means: first shot immediatly after the text box 
vanishes.

Once you've finished your click-fest, your crew will be abducted! Follow the 
yellow cable, then pour your smelly liquid out into space. Or onto space, as 
the case may be. Pick up the manky stain to deactivate the other ships 
elaborate cloaking device, and board it.

Now you need to sneak over and get the teleport controls. Use your handy 
cloaking device on the star chart to achieve said sneaking, then use the 
teleporter on your crew. You'll then collapse through the floor, into one of 
the more nightmarish sections of the game. Directly to the right of Arthur's 
eyes is a switch. Use it to set off the self destruct switch on the ship. 
Use the lighter on the huge thing to uncover explosives. Then srabble around 
with clicking until you find a button to press. Try North-East-East of 
Yahtzee's eyes, but it is more luck than judgment. After you do that, the 
other ship will explode, and you will crash-land on the island.

PASSWORD: CULTIVATE

Time to get back to work, and since you're the poor sod in the sea, you've 
got to make a raft. Pick up the planks, and pull out the barrels underneath 
the crew. Plonk the planks onto the drums, and then use the guitar strings 
to tie them down. You've got a raft!

Talk to Clive, and find out about his cunning plan. Then look at the 
blueprints for his design. So you need a spit-like stand, a cuboid, a wire 
and a battery then? Give Clive the battery from the teleporter thing 
immediatly! Then hop onto the raft, and go to the ship. Pick up the tin of 
meat, and collect some of the oil in the mug. Go sailing again, and go to 
the jungly island. Grab the knife, and head further in. Put the tin of meat 
down by the lioness, and open it with the beaver. Frisk the body, and take 
the key, which you use to open the padlocked bag. There you go, a cuboid!

Sail back to the ship, and chop out the errant wire with the knife. There's 
a wire. Just need a stand. Go back to the desert island, and pour oil over 
the old fire. Set it on fire with the lighter, and fan it with the black 
cloth to scare away the native. Go to the one island you haven't explored 
yet, and go to the shop. Give the man your guitar, and you'll get a spit 
that looks like what Clive was after. Score! Now go back to the lazy git and 
give him the stuff. He'll make your machine and get you onto a ship. Where 
you'll meet the old captain of the ship you crashed...

PASSWORD: THEENDISNEAR

Stamp on the duck until it pops. Clive will come and set you free. You need 
to blow up the engine, or something like that. Take the squeaker from the 
duck. Go through the door, then the blck door, and get the teddy. Put the 
teddy down in front of the dog, and put the squeaker. One distracted dog.

Grab the shrink ray and the fuse wire, and return to your former prison. 
Shrink the TNT, and take it to the engine. Tie the fusewire to the 
explosives, and light them. Bang. You've just about made it. Only another 
five applications left to run...

YESTERDAY: THE D-GATE

PASSWORD: n/a

The game picks up from where the last game leaves off, with Arthur meeting a 
man in dodgy red robes, who taunts him for a bit and then runs off. Grab the 
flaming torch, then try and heft it at the machinery. No such luck. Poke the 
two buttons with your pointy cone, and press the R button to turn you, then 
the D button to drop the prongs and free you.

Falling out of the window, you land... on the edge of the Universe. Talk to 
the man you eventually meet about everything, then go away to save the 
Multiverse. Grab the dirty linen, and tie it to the torch twice - once to 
make it into a rope, twice to actually tie it. Go through the doors, then 
tie your rope to the hook and swing away.

PASSWORD: ARCHITECT

Follow the arrow, poke your head through the hole, and thieve the rubber 
sheet from under the tent. Go to the obeservatory, go behind it, and streach 
the rubber sheet over the table. HAve a bounce, and you'll get a cactus for 
your trouble. Now ring the observatory doorbell with the cactus and sneak 
in.

Angle the dial to the right, and set both levers down, and you should be 
able to see the Artifact. You'll follow it, and find it embedded in a wall. 
Bugger. Go into the building, and grab the book of matches. Go right, and 
take the camera. Go left a bit, and enter the photo shop. Grab a roll of 
film, and set the rest on fire. Before you flee, load the film into the 
camera, and raid the till for money. Go and photograph the building, and buy 
a tyre iron from the tool man.

USe your new tyre iron to lever open the cupboard in the decrepit building, 
and then use it to relieve the car in the scrapyard of its tyres. Go to the 
council planning office, put the tyres on the box, and climb in via the 
window. Stick the cactus on the mans chair when he plays with the executive 
toy, and draw on the A4 pad with the pencil. Use your piece of paper to open 
the safe, and put your pictures in. Go to the building, and it'll be 
flattened.

PASSWORD: PLUMBER

Now you need to go a-hunting in the sewers. The directions given are 
relative to Arthur, so go left, right, up, right, down, down, and right. 
That was easy.

Part 2

PASSWORD: LUMBERJACK

You sir, have been captured. Shift yourself left and right by using the 
tree, and you'll cut yourself free. Grab the syringe, and pump it into 
Cathode. You're done again! Nice and short, tis what we like...

PASSWORD: WIZARD

You've somehow found a native tribe, and you need to steal their segment via 
mind-reading. Not so hard with a magic potion. Start by throwing your money 
onto the fire and lighting it. Metaphors aside, you'll have a fire. Throw in 
the pencil right away, then take the goodies and start going left. Use the 
well, and take the bucket as you go. Once you reach the pond, poke the bag 
and fill the jug and bucket with water. Go on and talk to the drunk man, 
then take his keys. Look in the window, and grab the bag of seeds with your 
stick. Keep going left, and give them to the gardener. Grab some leaves and 
the fruit from the tree. Go left, and throw everything you can into the pot. 
Go to the locked hut, and take the bottle and juicer. Juice the fruit, and 
pour it into the pot. Stir the mixture, and fill your bottle with it. There.

Now you're in, you need to unplug the security system, and steal the rock. 
Then you start tripping out on the psychic essense...

PASSWORD: PILGRIM

Go into Arthur's body, and grab the item by his stomach. Then go to the 
mind. Go north, and grab the goo. Go right, throw your oddities into the 
sea, and sail off on the duck. Grab the random nuclear generator and bike 
pump, and return to the body. Use the goo to pull the stick out of the 
lungs, and use the bike pump on the heart. Go back to the hat tree, and 
yoink a hat with a stick. Use this cunning device to grab the atoms down 
south of the smily face, and some water from the sea. Plug the nuclear 
generator into the brain, and pump in your hat-caught oddities. Sorted.

PASSWORD: HANGMAN

Cut yourself free with the pointy stick, and tie the rope to the boulder. 
Then knock the boulder into the abyss.

The next bit with the climb is a nightmare to do first time. Go foothold, 
left hand, pocket, feet, outcrop, foothold, handhold, head, clifftop. Under 
normal circumstances, that bit would take you as long as a normal section of 
game, but since you've cheated, its nice and short. Happy?

Part Three

PASSWORD: SWEEPER

Once you're in the classroom, soak the paper in ink, load it onto your 
ruler, and fire at the fishtank. Then go to the leftmost door, and grab the 
axe and bucket. In the right door, give the man the axe, and he'll hack open 
a frog. Go right, and open the right door. He'll chuck you out. Go outside, 
and throw the bottle into the smoking pipe. Close the window to kill the 
teacher, then open it again so you can go in. While you're here, put the 
bucket by the car's fuel inlet, and fill it with the frog guts. Smear this 
mixture on the curtains. Go back to the right-hand office, and frisk the 
dead teacher for a nicotine patch. Give this to the teacher smoking in the 
toilets, and you'll get his lighter. Set the curtains on fire.

PASSWORD: CARDSHARK

Talk to the tramp, and then try going into the bar. No joy. Talk to the 
tramp again, and go to the 'technology museum'. Climb onto the crate, climb 
onto the window, and grab the dodgy sign. Go in, and look at all the memos. 
Go to floor 18, and open the safe. The password is VIXIL, but it's a number 
safe! Whatever shall you do?

Learn Roman numerals, idiot.

Once you've typed 6,11,50 into the safe and got the contents out, run up to 
floor 45. Go in the not-locked door. Set the crystals to Green Red Blue 
Yellow, and you'll become the right age again. Jolly good.

PASSWORD: PROSTITUTE

Talk to the one-eyed bloke in the bar, and it'll turn out to be Clive, your 
old engineer. Beat him in a gameof blackjack to get him to spill. It is 
reltivly luck alone, so keep trying.

Once you've done it, a dodgy man will appear, and you'll get a load of 
money. Buy lots of drinks and give them to the man, who'll pass out. Go into 
the Employees only cupboard, and liberate some plungers, some glue and some 
dog collars. Go into the lift shaft, and climb the cable. Smear glue on all 
of your new pocessions, and stick them together. Jam the plungers onto the 
roof, cimb into them, open the hatch and climb in.

Go to the hooker's door, and offer your services to her. Once you've done 
this, she'll help you into the security room. Go to View Archives, and look 
at the time between 10:30 and 15:00. He's running off to the sewers! So 
naturally, you follow him.

PASSWORD: RATCATCHER

You've become a mouse. Groovy. This radically affects the controls. You can 
only carry one item at a time, and you can either paw or gnaw things.

Nibble the useable bar twice, then push it in. Push the blu-tak into a ball, 
put your bar onto it, the grab a rubber and throw that onto the device. Grab 
a nail, and stick it into the crack. Hammer it in with a rubber. Get back on 
top of the cage, grab some paperclips, and wrap these around your nail. Tie 
a rubber band to the clips, and launch this at the lever (by using it with 
paws), the clamber along it. Now to find the old git...

Part Four

PASSWORD: OVERLORD

You quite literally creash land in Cathodes turf, and need to get down the 
mountain. First, you need to liberate your book from the cable car. Go to 
the lake, and rummage through the bins to find... a golden stethoscope. Give 
this artifact to the bimbo in the hotel, and take the key to room number 7 
while she's away. Go down into the room, and rumamge through the coat. Take 
the slippers too. Go to the rubbish depot, and swipe the card to get in. 
Hang the stethscope on the end of the lever, and set the power to 50. Fire 
the gun, and it'll flatten the park. Git.

Go to the flattened park, and nab the pokey sticks. Go to the wood yard and 
say "Can I have some wood?" "There's a wood disease going round" "No, I 
lied". Some wood. Glue the slippers and the wood together, then go to the 
people playing Monotony, and sue the skis on the hill.

PASSWORD: COMMENTATOR

Nope, on your own here. Just don't over-estimate your horizontal speed, and 
remember that crashing stops you moving, and you should get it in 3-5 goes.

PASSWORD: REBEL

Go to the cinema, and liberate the giant reel. Go to the dump, and take 
everything that you see. Go back to the start, and tie the cotten to the 
large device, and the bike to the little one. Ride your new device, and read 
the book by clicking on it.

Go to the bar, and order a drink and a glass of water. Extinguish the fire 
at the start with the glass of water, and take it. Go to the toilets, stick 
the piece of paper to the wall, and rub it with the charcoal. Voila. Show 
this to the barkeep.

PASSWORD: GUARDSMAN

You're in. Now you need to do a load of tasks for the men in hats. Start by 
reading some of the book to them. Take the highlighter and be off with you. 
Go to the town square, and look at the sun. Immediatly follow the red arrow 
to the optician, and use the machine. If you're quick enough, it'll ask you 
if you want credit or mental value. Take the latter. The answers are:
Five
Repaper
None
A seven letter word
Micheal Myers
pass?
Eight
Scrapie
Micheal Dodson
Pay As You Earn

You get some glasses. Go to the service station, and use them on the robot. 
Bingo, some gold and a dead robot. Go back to the service station, steal the 
sauces, and write on the time with the pen. Talk to the man, and take the 
toiletries. Go back to the town square, and coat the statue in sauce and bog 
roll.

Go to the cinema, and get a bag of popcorn. Show this to the resistance, and 
you'll get - some more radioactive material! Go back to the cinema, and 
repeatedly ding the bell at the woman until she runs away. Go in, pull the 
lever, throw in the radiation, push the button, and run. You're now done 
here. Time to go in!

Part Five

PASSWORD: MURDERER

You're in the pipes. Time to do some looking. Read the book first, then move 
on. Poke your head through the grey hole when you find it, wait for Anode, 
and talk to him. Go back to the first screen, and cut away the bar with your 
cutter. Use it to pick up the sponge in the yellow room, and dunk it in the 
radiation in the green room. Use this glowing sponge on the darkness at the 
end of the passage. Cut the plate with the cutter, and you'll be in.

Go left, then go through the door at the far end. Cut the wrecking ball 
free, then go back. Go through either doorway to the right, and take the 
rock and some leaves from the area. Give the dead man the rock. Go to the 
top door on the right, and throw the leaves into the yellow stuff. Grab a 
syringe, and inject it into the corpse. Cut the rope with the cutter, and go 
to the room with the Artifact in. Tie the rope to the hook, tie the ball to 
that, and cut it. All is good. Or is it?

PASSWORD: VICTOR

Eat the food by using it and clicking on it. Then open the book. Poke your 
had through the bars, use the computer, and turn the ventilation off. Go 
back, open the dark blue panel, and lob your grenade in. Stick your head 
through the door again, and open the door.

You've got to act quickly now. Talk to Anode, ask him if he has any gadgets 
on him, and ask for the D-Device. You've killed Cathode! You think...

PASSWORD: HERO

Read the book. If nothing else, it'll give you a breather. It's the "Bugger 
Me" bomb, and you'll need to cut the purple wire. Cheater.

You try and run off, but Cathode ambushes you. Your only option is to use 
the D-Device on the gateway, destroying the entire Multiverse.

The End.