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said in his review of Evil Dead 2. Please stop
reminding him of this.
Yahtzee is also fully aware of the bug in Rob
Blanc 2 which causes an unbreakable loop if you
try to go left of the castle. You can get around
this bug if you do everything in the castle and
village area first.
Girls: Please do not offer yourself to Yahtzee.
He found that this got old very fast.
If you intend to mail Yahtzee on the subject of
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BEAR ON THE SALT, THEN ON MATTHEW'S BED. Jesus
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