NOVELS

Whenever I get tense, and there's no-one around to comfort me, and my sniper rifle is out of bullets, I try writing novels. Few of these attempts have ever been finished, unless you count an 80-page epic I wrote when I was about 10 and I am now too embarrassed to look at.

Most recently, I wrote a novel (novella?) for National Novel Writing Month 2005 entitled Fog Juice. It's about as poorly edited as you'd expect a 50,000 word novel written in twenty days to be, but you can read it in its entirety by clicking these words.

Here, then, is my first completed novel. So far, it's probably the best thing I've come up with. Articulate Jim: A Search For Something, a stirring tale of adventure and piracy and stuff like that.

There used to be some other things here, but I took them down for being shit.

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