Harry may have the attention span of a fish on amphetamines, but he did survive a car crash once, so he's a pretty tough guy. He takes some of James' nails in the shoulder but merely brushes them off, karate-kicking his attacker in the ribs and driving his kitchen knife into his heart. Heather proves no problem, since her blade is substantially smaller than Harry's. The only X-factor is Henry with his bottle, but fortunately the dozy cunt forgets to break it first.


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