Gentle and caring Henry puts down his weapon in a gesture of peace, and the combat halts. He convinces them that violence is not the answer, and the four pile into James' car to head down to Las Vegas. God, what a wild and crazy weekend that was. Harry and James got drunk and married strippers who looked like their dead wives. Heather was removed from the hotel for inappropriate stabbing. And through it all, Henry just shook his head and clicked his tongue, but with a tolerant, fatherly smile.

HENRY WINS!

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