'WHAT X ARE YOU TEST' ARE YOU" TEST
While dining in a fancy restaurant, the waiter
accidentally trails his sleeve in your soup. You
You open the office photocopier and come across
photos of your boss shagging someone who isn't
his wife. Do you:
You have been informed by a reliable source that
you are going to die in seven days. How would you
spend your last week on Earth?
You call for a pizza, but when it arrives, it is
cold and stale and the delivery boy is an enraged
wolverine. Do you:
Why did you enjoy Fight Club?
Following an accident involving a garden pond and
a thermos flask, you find yourself frozen
cryonically. You awaken millions of years later
to a howling wasteland where the human race are
long extinct and the only living creatures are a
race of semi-sentient giant cockroaches. You are:
A plane crashes heavily into a meadow beside your
house. It is for the most part intact, but may
explode at any moment. There are wounded
passengers inside. What do you do?
The universe has come to an end and, having been
safely sealed inside a temporal bubble, you are
the only thing that survived. You must now face
spending the rest of eternity alone in total
blackness. How do you pass the time?
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