If you're looking for my Zero Punctuation game review column that I do for the Escapist, click here for the index page.

And here are the two Youtube videos that led to my Escapist gig:

Lastly, here's the video trailer I made for Zero Punctuation:

OLD REVIEWS has a policy of never reviewing new things, but rather films and games and things that have been out for aaaages, for the benefit of people who are quite behind the times. Be warned: if for some bizarre reason you intend to watch one of the films we've reviewed, be warned that most reviews contain MASSIVE PLOT SPOILERS!

Animal Crossing Game
Anne Rice's Filthy Disgusting Inexcusable Porno Books Book
Wishmaster 3 Horror Movie Sequel
God Ran Out Of Faces Book
Stairs Hentai
I Like To Play Games Too Erotic Thriller
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Film
The Spy Who Loved Me James Bond film
Freddy Vs. Jason Horror Movie Sequel
Friday the 13th parts 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 & 8 Horror Movie Sequel(s)
Jason X Horror Movie Sequel
Amazing Spider-Man, The Game Game
Star Trek: Nemesis Star Trek film
Evil Dead: The Game C64 game
Halloween Resurrection Horror Movie Sequel
Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth Horror Movie Sequel
Sins of the Night Erotic Thriller
Dead by Dawn Erotic Thriller
The Dark Side of Beatles Songs Song
Moonwalker Sega Genesis game
Nightmare on Elm Street 4 + 5 Horror Movie Sequel
Jason Goes to Hell Horror Movie Sequel
Friday the 13th: The Game C64 game
Experimenting with Crime C64 game
Candyman: Day of the Dead Horror Movie Sequel
Maniac Cop 2 Horror Movie Sequel
Army of Darkness Horror Movie Sequel
Halloween H20 Horror Movie Sequel
Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Horror Movie Sequel
Evil Dead 2 Horror Movie Sequel
Friday the 13th part 2 Horror Movie Sequel
Hellraiser 2 Horror Movie Sequel

For an explanation of the Horror Movie Sequel and Erotic Thriller rating systems, click these words here.

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